starshapes:

petehix:

chrisdemaraisofficial:

milkti:

pyreclaws:

whittacker:

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.

In the doge’s eye

Could it be?

I THINK IT IS

Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

(Source: deadwwwwhhhit)

balsambreath:

I thought of texting you
“good morning, I can’t sleep”
and then I remembered
that you are on a journey
which I am not a part of
and that’s okay
but
good morning
I can’t sleep

poptart-pimp:

me: *is naturally affectionate*
me: *has major trust and abandonment issues, fears rejection*
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: coffin-skate)

gorilllas:

when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down

poptart-pimp:

me: *is naturally affectionate*
me: *has major trust and abandonment issues, fears rejection*
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: coffin-skate)

dongstomper:

seth rogen is worse than adam sandler because adam sandler makes bad movies out of pure greed and doesn’t actually give a shit but seth rogen seems like he’s actually trying